Monthly Archives: December 2009

I inven’ed this friggin’ pouf.

TELL ME YOU ARE WATCHING JERSEY SHORE.    IT IS FRIGGIN’ AWESOME. ::fist pump:: Obviously I have tons of things to say about this show.   Let me just collect myself for a moment.     Oh my god, I can’t.   It’s too … Continue reading

Rainy Days and Mondays

I used to feel indifferent towards the rain.   Indifferent with a hint of distain even, seeing as people in Los Angeles LOSETHEIRFUCKINGSHIT when the skies open up.   In their defense, the city really isn’t built for it.   I … Continue reading

I’ve never really been a morning person…

But see that picture?   About one second from now, that baby is going to open her eyes, and she’s going to smile at me.   And it’s one of the best moments of my day every day, even though it … Continue reading