So…this is kind of awkward

Exciting News! BlogHer selected one of my posts (a secret post published anonymously long ago, which recently re-appeared as a credited guest post on Toy With Me).   So…do you get where I’m going with this?

I’m VERY honored to be a BlogHer Voice of the Year.  I’m even MORE honored because THIS POST was given the commendation last year, so really I can’t stop pinching myself, and I’m starting to get a bruise.

But um…if you are a dude that knows me in real life…like specifically my Dad, but probably also Eric, Neal, Marcos, Matt, Adam, Sean, Alex, John, and anyone else that sees me on even a semi-regular basis (Eddie, Ad, Richie, Damien…I’m looking at you guys too) DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.   Because this post I’m about to share with you, because I am really proud of it and the honor it’s just received?  It also happens to be the most graphic post I’ve ever written in my entire life, complete with a visit to the sex shop and a description of my postpartum “situation.”   And I published THIS.  So don’t click this next one, okay?  Ann Marie, you might want to steer clear too.

HERE YOU GO.  MY VOICES OF THE YEAR POST: 
DOC ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS SUCKER’S NUCLEAR?

ENJOY.

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