Morgan

14-805061_1_1

It is a fucking bummer that I’m not a millionaire.

Riiiiiight where The 818 and Hollywood converge, sits the Millard Kaufman Residence — a dreamy house built in 1949 and later expanded by Richard Neutra. It’s listed at 2.5 million dollars, which I don’t have, but if I did, you could bet your ass I would be moving in like, this weekend. Which like, fuck you forever LA real estate market, because… Read more →

0041

Best Friends Forever

Sophie McHounderson died Sunday after a long battle with doorbells and vacuum cleaners. (Her body was also riddled with cancer, but that didnt get her down much.) She spent her final days eating McDonalds cheeseburgers, singing harmonies with fire engines, and burying stuff in the yard. She wants her brother Otis to know that if he digs that shit up… Read more →

Halloween

Three Zoo Trips Makes A Monkey

I don’t remember if I was taught much about money as a kid. I do know that my own kid wants a toy (AND WANTS IT NOW) at every given turn and it seems to me that if she’s old enough to want absurd excess then she’s old enough to understand that absurd excess comes at a cost. And the… Read more →