Category Archives: Brain Rot

I love TV. More than is probably healthy.

{“Smile for the Camera” print via Society6. Also you will laugh at this pin from baby rabies.} My Mother in Law has a Mickey Mouse collection that rivals the Magic Kingdom’s. And I’ve always been a sucker for a protagonist … Continue reading →

Cee Lo Green EFs with IMAGINE – Infuriates Hippies

Jan. 3, 2012

by Morgan

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Cee Lo Green, what ever were you thinking? You’re kicking off 2012 by performing John Lennon’s beloved IMAGINE on New Years Eve with Carson Daly, and rather than just add your own artistic spin to the arrangement, you choose to … Continue reading →

Okay, I finally figured out what I wanted to say about Sister Wives.

Sep. 7, 2011

by Morgan

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Yes, I know that this show is completely five minutes ago, but I’m talking about it anyway. I am a jealous beast. I don’t remember being so damned envious as a kid – it’s not until Scott entered the scene … Continue reading →

Lohan, You Fucking Fool.

Jun. 22, 2011

by Morgan

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Picture this: You’re Matt Lauer. You’re feeling pretty good about that. I mean, YOU ARE MATT FREAKING LAUER. You shave, you get dressed, and you go to work, which today involves interviewing THE once-talented-it-girl-turned-total-hot-mess of the moment and you are … Continue reading →

Oh, Behave.

Jun. 1, 2011

by Morgan

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1. Wayne Brady 2. Gordon Ramsay (I told you how he told me to behave, right?) 3. Judd Nelson in 1985…but not in 1985 because I was four, so he’d have to time travel to now, and if we’re time … Continue reading →