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	<title>the818.com &#187; Brain Rot</title>
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		<title>I inven&#8217;ed this friggin&#8217; pouf.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TELL ME YOU ARE WATCHING JERSEY SHORE.    IT IS FRIGGIN&#8217; AWESOME. ::fist pump:: Obviously I have tons of things to say about this show.   Let me just collect myself for a moment.     Oh my god, I can&#8217;t.   It&#8217;s too fantastically trashy.    But I too have lived in the shadow of  a regional stereotype&#8230;a blond [...]


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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/12/i-invened-this-friggin-pouf/</link>
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		<title>Giving Thanks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t watch How I Met Your Mother, here&#8217;s another good reason you should be:  Subscribe No related posts.


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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/11/giving-thanks/</link>
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		<title>Putting the WHORE in HORRIBLE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230;the worst person on earth finally has her own show.  *Sigh*  Okay, so that photo above isn&#8217;t from the atrocity &#8220;Megan Wants a Millionaire&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s from the greatest moment in reality TV history &#8211; the Charm School 2 Reunion Show in which Sharon Osbourne dumped her drink on Miss Megan before proceeding to rip [...]


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		<title>SYTYCD &#8211; The Final Chapter.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight the final four dancers will be chosen on So You Think You Can Dance, and I just couldn&#8217;t let an entire season go by without airing my two cents.   I hate to say it, but Season Five has been a little bit of a disappointment compared to previous years.   Sure, the judges are calling [...]


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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/07/sytycd-the-final-chapter/</link>
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		<title>Jon, you used to be cool.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the Gosselins first became tabloid fodder, I really felt for them (and blamed Octomom.)   I&#8217;d watched their show casually for a couple of years, and I felt like this was just a sweet little family in an unexpected situation making the best of it.   I live in the world, so it&#8217;s been hard [...]


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<li><a href='http://the818.com/2010/07/holy-crap-this-is-cool/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Holy crap this is cool.'>Holy crap this is cool.</a></li>
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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/06/its-official-jon-gosselin-added-to-list-of-reality-tv-stars-who-are-total-douchenozzles/</link>
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		<title>You can&#039;t do that on television.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no dancer (I mean, I did win a t-shirt in the Ellen Show dance contest for pregnant chicks, but still&#8230;) &#8211; so I&#8217;ve got to respect anyone who gets up onstage to audition for So You Think You Can Dance.   Apparently, so does choreographer Sonya Tayeh.  (How do you like THAT Girl-Hawk?)  Sonya debuted [...]


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<li><a href='http://the818.com/2009/05/omfg-ellen-i-love-you/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: OMFG.  Ellen, I love you.'>OMFG.  Ellen, I love you.</a></li>
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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/05/you-cant-do-that-on-television-2/</link>
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		<title>After a season of sucking, Kara grows a sense of humor.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all know I loathe that holier-than-thou egomaniac Kara Dioguardi.   But when she got up to upstage the only American Idol personality I find less appealing than herself (actually one of two, Tatiana Del Toro being the other) I found myself brimming with newfound respect for the newest and most obnoxious judge.   Bikini girl [aka [...]


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<li><a href='http://the818.com/2009/05/thar-she-grows/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Thar She Grows.'>Thar She Grows.</a></li>
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		<title>Leave Jon and Kate Alone!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Leave them alone!!!  If I was a semi-androgynous teenager, I might crawl under my covers and record a video on their behalf, but I&#8217;m not, so instead, you get this blog entry.   Sure, Jon and Kate Gosselin have capitalized on their 8 children and have gone from a struggling family living in too-tight quarters to [...]


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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/05/leave-jon-and-kate-alone/</link>
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		<title>They don&#039;t know we know they know.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How I Met Your Mother is hands down my favorite [half hour] show.   (Lost is just so damn good this season.)   But before I cathartically laughed my way through wedding planning along with Lily and Marshall, and secretly loathed Barney for appropriating my inappropriate over-use of the word &#8220;Awesome&#8221; I was a loyal FRIENDS fanatic.   [...]


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		<link>http://the818.com/2009/04/they-dont-know-we-know-they-know-2/</link>
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		<title>Reason Enough to Fly Virgin America for the rest of my life.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And not just because you feel like you&#8217;re on the soul plane.   Sure, the air went out at a certain point in the flight, and they charge you 10$ for a snack, but the ticket prices can&#8217;t be beat, and by george, they have real TV on the back of every seat.   Yeah, I know [...]


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<li><a href='http://the818.com/2009/04/ew/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Ew.'>Ew.</a></li>
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