Category Archives: Cut Your Crap

I Threw My Fucking Back Out, And Also Cut Your Crap.

{Photo unrelated but awesome.} You guys…am I 100 years old? How the hell did I get old enough to throw my fucking back out? Oh that’s right. When my kid started weighing more than like 10 lbs and starting insisting … Continue reading

Cut Your Crap: Special Holiday Edition!

It’s Black Friday – and that means that we’re all a little fatter and shopping away our shame, right? Unless you live in Porter Ranch, in which case you are either A) recovering from being trampled and/or maced, or B) … Continue reading

Cut Your Crap…Or Maybe Today I Should Go With “Get Your Shit Together”

Friends and lurkers, I am fucking up like a wildwoman lately.  My shit is NOT together.  My crap is NOT cut. In July I had a little moment of civil disobedience in Chase bank.  I was angry.  I had taken … Continue reading

Purgeday Thursday Returns…But Now I’m Just Calling It Cut Your Crap.

My formerly organized life has devolved into a whole big mess.  My inbox is over 300 strong, my voice mail box is full, and the pile of mail to deal with on my desk is that mountain range above.  I … Continue reading