Category Archives: Stuff I Would Buy if I Could

Twitter is Magic

At the risk of looking like some kind of weird DwellStudio junkie by posting about them twice in one week…So, you know how I am like totally a junkie for DwellStudio?

Well…lately, Crib Bumpers have been a big topic of discussion in this household.    It’s a bit of a hot-button topic in the whole e-mom community actually, (to use, to not use, to go the breathable route…what have you) which I’m not going to get into here because I’m not educated enough on the topic to issue a real opinion.   Which is sort of what prompted this post.

See, as it stands, we’ve been bumper-free.   But the more times we find Dee in her crib like this: (or y’know, less cute versions of this…)

…the more we think it might be time to break down and buy one.

I tweeted as much this morning, asking for practical advice from the trenches.   (Ask and ye shall receive – thanks to @alexandrawrote @Melaina25 @babyrabies @heirtoblair @ChiPumpkin @angie608 @emmie_bee @NiciBent @tmbarnes @KristiMaristi @RaisingMadison @becca7903 @jennamariebee & @Jen_Schoeph for all of your great responses.)    The overwhelming majority seemed to be using breathable bumpers (the happy medium) which prompted me to tweet that it seemed like breathable was probably the way to go.

…But then I also tweeted this:

And a minute later, something totally embarrassing happened to me (yes, more embarrassing than the fact that I spelled “a’ la carte” wrong.)   I got a little bit star struck on Twitter.   Because Christiane Lemieux (Creative Director of DwellStudio, and DwellStudio for Target) of whom you guys already know I am a huge fan, tweeted back.

Be still my beating heart.   What excellent news!   (And maybe even a scoop!  A nursery-completing, dream-coming-true scoop!)  Naturally, I RT’d (with grandiose enthusiasm):

Which prompted the beautiful and talented Jill of BabyRabies to respond:

To which Christiane responded:

C’mon.   That is freaking awesome. And if DwellStudio does come out with breathable bumpers, you can bet your ass I’ll be first in line to get one.

Christiane also blogs regularly at: http://www.dwellstudio.com/blog and you can follow her on Twitter @DwellStudio.

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Milkstars; A Love Story

Uh huh.   That is a picture of me breast feeding my child.   On the internet.   With my boob out of my shirt.   And I’m not even campaigning for anything. Look closely.   See that shirt I’m wearing?   That is a Milkstars nursing top.   Can you see my nipple?   [No, thirteen year old boys googling breastfeeding hoping for pictures of boobs and winding up on this blog, you can't.]   Dee’s head is exposed to fresh air while my boobs/nasty postpartum belly flap are not.    That is the miracle of Milkstars. And that’s not all.    These shirts are soft.   And comfortable.   And generously long.   And flattering.

CLICK THROUGH to read my complete review and find out more, including how you can get free shipping on your Milkstars order for the Month of January.

Oh, and Delilah was extremely entertained by the bright red lips I donned for that picture, which inevitably resulted in her spending the better part of the afternoon looking like this:

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Procrastinators Rejoice.

If you didn’t already know this about me, I’m a big time procrastinator (um, hello birth story?  …unless of course you are a present or potential employer, in which case I have the work ethic of an Ox.)   Anyway – with the arrival of Sweet Dee and you know, other stuff, I never got around to ordering those birth announcement/holiday cards that I had been swearing up and down since JUNE that we would do this year.   Lucky for me, I have friends in high places, and they’ve come to save the (holi)day.

Remember when I posted about this new [amazing] service called PaperlessPost.com?   Well, the lovely Ashley at Paperless Post got in touch just in time for the Holidays to offer readers of The818 a nice little incentive to join up, if you haven’t already.    (Consider that my thinly veiled disclosure.)    So, click HERE, or on the invitation above to be taken to an exclusive link for readers of The818.com (a.k.a. the Holiday Procrastination Station) and earn 35 free stamps just for signing up!   These bad boys are fully customizable, user friendly, and so darn pretty that when your friends and family open them, they’ll think this was your brilliant Holiday Greeting plan all along**!   (Well, except for my friends and family, because they read this blog.)   35 FREE STAMPS!!!    GO GET ‘EM!

**Even if you’re not a procrastinator like me, what’s better than being able to send out invitations and announcements that are easy on eyes and the environment?

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Flaming Ball of Love

FireOrb

I first discovered the Fireorb as an option on the IT House during our brief but lovely foray into PreFab ownership.  Oh, the good ‘ol days.   Anyway – how cool is this fireplace?   It’s like part Jetsons, part Vegas-in-the-Sinatra-days.   Designed by Architect Doug Garofalo, this is the stuff dreams are made of, and the fall chill that’s finally found it’s way to Los Angeles has me dreaming of one of these in my living room to cozy up to.   Check it out.


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The Cute, The Unnecessary, and The Frivolous

It’s easy to get lost in the sea of baby gear that you start to convince yourself you’re going to need.     Snuggle Nest?   Miracle Blanket?   Video Monitor?    Wipes Warmer?   Seat Saver?   Vulli Teether? It’s maddening, and lately I find myself staring over the edge of the panic cliff wondering if I’ve just outfitted my baby with a room full of useless crap, forgetting the necessities entirely.     Still, some of the stuff is just so effing cute, it’s hard not to fantasize about all of the adorable whimsy I would be blowing money on if I had endless disposable income.   I don’t, and I know there are going to be many more baby expenses ahead, so I’m restraining myself, but a girl can dream when she’s up at 3am nursing a bad case of heartburn, can’t she?   So in tribute to the endless hours I spend wide awake in the middle of the night surfing overpriced baby sites, below are the top six least-practical, most-lusted after baby items I would buy if I could.

Like, this vintage wash NYU baby T.    I mean, everyone on the playground should know my baby has Violet/Bobcat parents, right?   Sure, I don’t have an NYU T-Shirt of my own, but how cute would she look in this?

Romp Brooklyn has a whole menagerie of wooden animal toys for your tot – this set of 3 birds is priced at $34, making it a totally practical purchase if you’re certain your baby will love staring at the Adler-esque silhouettes from his/her crib, because obviously you’re not letting your little one play with these works of art.   I want them anyway, naturally.

Screen shot 2009-10-04 at 8.43.18 AM If I were [more] fiscally irresponsible, you can bet your ass I would have snapped up this Blondie Onesie from Black Wagon (thanks Brooke!) for my little Sunday Girl.    I make it a point to step away from the cute baby clothes, especially at 28$ a pop, but this one still manages to haunt me as I imagine an adulthood for my child that doesn’t include pictures of her showing her allegiance to Debbie Harry and clearly being the coolest.baby.ever.   Maybe I can pair it with baby fishnet stockings and tiny Doc Martens and call it her Halloween costume.

Screen shot 2009-10-04 at 8.57.23 AMAlso from Black Wagon (this store has some seriously cute gifts) are Trumpette’s hightop socks.    They’re so freaking cute I could just tear my face off right now.    I’m sticking with the multi-pack of cozy looking 5$ foot-warmers from Sears that I know will never stay on my newborn anyway, but I can imagine the endless chuckles Scott and I would have over our baby wearing high tops while she stares back at us with that “god, you guys are SO embarrassing” glare that she’s bound to perfect almost immediately.

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Feeding my unhealthy obsession with baby stuff that doesn’t look like baby stuff this Teak Activity Gym from Cariboo keeps me clicking back to it’s Amazon page to admire it in all it’s modern glory.   On the bright side, my beloved Ikea carries the similar (yet probably slightly more stimulating for baby) Leka Baby Gym (for 1/8th the price) which will hopefully fill the gap the oh-so-pretty cariboo version has left in my living room, and my heart.

Screen shot 2009-10-04 at 9.23.25 AMThe hardest nonsense baby item for me not to buy has to be this Bloom Coco Stylewood Lounger. Scott and I had it on our fantasy list for a long time before we got a lecture from my sister on how it’s price-to-use ratio was seriously lacking.    (This was something that you might think we could have come to on our own, but we were having a hard time seeing past how nicely this beauty would compliment our newly upholstered-in-white Eames Chair [knockoff.])   We’ve come to our senses and decided to put the cash towards something slightly more functional (and practical – I hear the #1 use for a baby bouncer is so Mom can grab a fast shower – and I’m not sure how this bentwood masterpiece would fare after hours in the bathroom) but I still drool every time I catch a glimpse of this bad boy.

Okay, I gotta admit I’m still trying to rationalize this last one.   Baby’s first Christmas is forever, and what better way to remember it than with A Major Award Onesie from Bambinamia’s Etsy Shop?   My Little One’s Dad is going to torture her with all-day Marathon’s of A Christmas Story when the holidays roll around, and who am I to deprive her looking fabulous while he does it?    This one probably doesn’t belong on this list, because being handmade, and still one of the least expensive items shown, it’s probably got the most bang for your recession buck – plus it’s effing hilarious, but alas, here it is (if for no other reason than to share it with you guys, because I LOVE it.)Click To Vote For Us @ the Top Baby Blogs Directory! The most popular baby blogs

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What?! The Awesome-est Giveaway EVER?!

As you may know, I am a huge fan of One Kings Lane: purveyor of beautiful home furnishings at amazing sale prices via the internet.    Well, guess what?  The folks at OKL have been kind enough to offer to furnish one lucky reader of The818 with a 100$ Gift Certificate to their site.   Which is awesome, because I love One Kings Lane, and I really, really love free stuff.  (Current OKL sales are pictured above – new sales start daily.)

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Gilt-y Pleasure.

STORKSAK Diaper Bags on sale at Gilt today!   They’re selling fast!   GO!

(Also, my Diaper Cake Giveaway ends tomorrow.   CLICK HERE to enter.)

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Killing me softly (Ikea 2010)

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Labor Day weekend, and all it’s panic-inducing implications, found Scott and I once again trolling the (jam packed, nightmarish) halls of our favorite mecca of affordable Scandinavian Home Furnishings.   This time we were only there for some antique stain (to ensure our changer top matches our Crib) and a single bolt that was missing when we picked up the original Leksvik parts from the nice lady we met on Craigslist.    But what started as an innocent cure for the cabin fever that had overtaken me from having spent the past week indoors in an effort to protect our little girl from the noxious fumes coming from the fires engulfing our city, ended in sheer and utter heartbreak.   (Dramatic, I know.)   Oh, the agony.

Although I’ve yet to post the [pretty darn fantastic] end results of the room we constructed entirely from Expedit Shelving (aka, my new office) you may Picture 3recall that we used two massive Black-Brown Expedits for the endeavor.   Despite the fact that the Ikea 2010 catalog has been out for over a month now (and naturally, sitting in my Expedit office) I had yet to open it.   Had I thought to do so, I might not have been in for such a shock when I entered my home away from home in beautiful down town Burbank.   Ikea has expanded it’s Expedit line, and in addition to the classic Birch, White, and Black-Brown we’ve come to know and love, there is now a Walnut Veneer available for purchase.   Excuse me while I stab myself in the face.   Sure, it’s still particle-board wrapped around cardboard, but it’s pretty.   And I want it.    In fact I want two.   I’m trying to comfort myself by remembering that the veneer would probably stand out like a sore thumb against the real wood of the same shade that currently lines the walls of our living room, from my beloved wall panels to the Lane Dovetail End Tables neighboring my Expedit office, and that the black-brown adds contrast to an otherwise walnut and teak living space, but really, all I can think is: “Why Ikea Gods, Why?!”

Above, the Walnut’s debut in the new Catalog (available for viewing online, HERE.)

Oh, and if you haven’t caught it – check out Ikea Heights, a Mock Soap Opera shot guerrilla style entirely on location in Ikea, Burbank.   It’s pretty funny.

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Children’s Designers have Tasty names.

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Gilt Groupe is having an awesome Children’s Event today, featuring Egg and Avocado, Marc Jacobs, Bonpoint, Tory Burch, Splendid, and more.   If you’re not familiar with Gilt, all of these awesome brands are deeply deeply discounted, and definitely worth checking out.   Click HERE to join and go shopping!

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I want it.

Have you seen the commercial for The Beatles: Rock Band? Aside from being a pretty cool commercial, I am so psyched about this game.   Scott and I are pretty good at RockBand.    Worldclass,  in fact.   Our super awesome band COQUESAH has a plane and roadies and everything, and I’m not afraid to admit I’m kind of proud of that.    Anyway – the Beatles edition comes out September 9th, which will hopefully give me a solid month of good playtime before I have my baby and have to grow up.   (I’m debating sound proofing the baby’s room so we can continue our weekend jam sessions once she’s born.)

You can pre-order it on Amazon, HERE.

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