Category Archives: The Trivial

Where the Fuck Do I Start?

We’re not super fucking psyched over here. [And FYI – LOOK WHO’S TALKING kind of totally RULES. My sometimes-writing-partner-always-friend Eric took it as a bad thing when I said an idea was kind of “Look Who’s Talking-y”this week. Dude, I … Continue reading

Fall

I don’t know why I couldn’t wake up this first day of fall feeling chipper and raring to go.  But I didn’t.  I woke up feeling stupid and clumsy and shitty.  I had a panic attack before breakfast.  Yesterday, I … Continue reading

Cool or Crazy? Plus John Legend & Sade in a Box.

Like, a super sweet suite box: Thanks to Jen and Barb of Mom Life for that one.  It’s rad when fellow working Moms recognize each other and treat each other to nice things.   I can’t thank Jen and Barb for … Continue reading

I think Dee & I are in a Fight.

She refuses to acknowledge my presence in this photograph.  Elmo?  Cookie?  Abby?  No prob.  Mommy?  Who the ef is that b*tch? And all because I met her obsession Elmo AND my obsession Kevin Clash all in one sitting.  Not to … Continue reading

Wild Thing, Keep Your Hooker-y Paws off My Baseball Team.

You know it’s not far off from what Dodger Stadium might look like if the MASHEEN went and bought himself the beloved LA Doyers.   {That is a fake link – Charlie Sheen is NOT encapsulating his blood in pill form … Continue reading