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		<title>Things Scott Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 05:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, I misunderstood.  Birds with elephantitis DO belong at the Zoo.  ]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://the818.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Zoo.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7772" title="Zoo" src="http://the818.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Zoo.png" alt="" width="510" height="683" /></a>Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, I misunderstood. <a href="http://www.lazoo.org/animals/birds/cassowary-doublewattled/index.html" target="_blank"> Birds with elephantitis</a> <em>DO</em> belong at the Zoo.</p>
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		<title>Things Scott Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scott: Hey, Babe? Me: Yeah, Babe? Scott:  Do you know where her tiny little hair brush is?   I want to brush her tiny little hair. Me:  (Nothing, because I had a heart attack.  Y&#8217;know, from the cuteness.)  ]]></description>
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<p>Scott: Hey, Babe?</p>
<p>Me: Yeah, Babe?</p>
<p>Scott:  Do you know where her tiny little hair brush is?   I want to brush her tiny little hair.</p>
<p>Me:  (Nothing, because I had a heart attack.  Y&#8217;know, from the cuteness.)</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On me going to get a pedicure later: &#8220;Make sure you leave enough milk.   If she starts screaming because she&#8217;s hungry I want to make sure there&#8217;s something I can do other than just send out hate hoping it &#8230; <a href="http://the818.com/2009/12/things-scott-says/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>On me going to get a pedicure later:</p>
<p>&#8220;Make sure you leave enough milk.   If she starts screaming because she&#8217;s hungry I want to make sure there&#8217;s something I can do other than just send out hate hoping it gets to you.&#8221;
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