Category Archives: Wellness

Self-Explanatory.

My Doctor Laughs In The Face Of…Me.

A few years ago my self care achieved such an all time low that I managed to get myself a case of ye olde scurvy. {Turns out I have a little Captain in me after all.} When my doctor broke … Continue reading

Farm Boy: Where Everything Is As I Wish

Sometimes, it’s the most random places that we come to love. In the parking lot of our local Trader Joe’s, is a little Mom and Pop produce shop that makes fresh sushi and serves fro-yo, and generally improves the quality … Continue reading

Freak You In Your Snooter, Body Image.

{I’m trying to clean up the sailor-mouth, okay?} {Play the song.  It’s good for a laugh, and if you were a teenager in the 90s you might remember it.} I just stretched my arms as far as I could above … Continue reading

I Hate Hope

It was a mantra of mine for a while. After Delilah was born, I was depressed for a really long time. Much, much longer than I really realized or was willing to admit. Mental illness is a funky chicken like … Continue reading

Cut Your Crap: No, Your Literal Crap

Forgive me body, for I have sinned.  It has been three years since my last cleanse, and I have not treated you well in that time.  I have demanded so much of you – and you have delivered.  You created … Continue reading