Category Archives: Wellness

Self-Explanatory.

Forgive me body, for I have sinned. It has been three years since my last cleanse, and I have not treated you well in that time. I have demanded so much of you – and you have delivered. You created … Continue reading →

I carried a watermelon.

Sep. 20, 2010

by Morgan

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7RCB7WWkA”

Me and this blog have been having a bit of a stand-off lately. (And by lately, I mean for going on about eleven months now.) It has a lot to do with the postpartum depression I haven’t really talked … Continue reading →

Summer.

Jun. 21, 2009

by Morgan

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Today officially marks the beginning of summer, and I for one couldn’t be happier. Despite the fact that I’ve swelled up like a water balloon and people keep pitying me for having to be pregnant all through the hot hot … Continue reading →

Nope, it's not a dildo…

May. 18, 2009

by Morgan

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It’s a portable ultrasound machine for your [windows based] cell phone. (Although in my bachelorette party-planning days I did stumble across a dildo that hooks up to the iPod playlist of your choice.) Unfortch, I have an iPhone, so I … Continue reading →

Wii Warrior

Feb. 6, 2009

by Morgan

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So, the real pose is called Virabhadrasana, and apparently the variation that appears on Wii Fit is technically Virabhadrasana 2 (or Warrior 2) but I’m officially making this my first Wii Fit Yoga Pose of the day. About the Warrior … Continue reading →