Category: Movies that are awesome.

Don’t judge me.

It’s Cookie Time

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It’s that wonderful time of year again…It’s girlscout Cookie time!   This morning, at Ralph’s, I was accosted by a brownie troop insisting that I buy 20 boxes of thinmints.    While that’s the cookie I’d load up on if I were going to buy 20 boxes of anything, don’t these kids know we’re in a recession? Four bucks a box is… Read more →

Vintage 818

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This classic has perfectly preserved Sherman Oaks as I remember it…before the Galleria was reduced to just a Cheesecake Factory and a Business Park.   (Okay fine, there’s an Arclight, but I still miss the food court.)  Nowadays,  I keep this poster hung above my desk as a constant reminder of all that is awesome. I once heard rumblings that… Read more →

Michael Bay: Antichrist.

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Look, it’s something I’m not that proud of, but The Rock?  Next to Armageddon, it’s one of the most enjoyable movies ever made. CONNERY:  You ready for this? CAGE:  I’ll do my best. CONNERY:  You’ll do your best?   Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. CAGE:  Carla was the prom queen. (Connery looks… Read more →

…and the world will know.

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If you have an internet connection, then you’ve probably heard everyone’s favorite Newsie flip out like a ninja and tear the Terminator 4 DP a new one, like only a self-important celebrity can. Well, now he’s begging forgiveness and doing quite an impressive job of choking down that humble pie, as he apologizes for his behavior via the tabloids.  … Read more →