Michael Bay: Antichrist.


Look, it’s something I’m not that proud of, but The Rock?  Next to Armageddon, it’s one of the most enjoyable movies ever made.

CONNERY:  You ready for this?

CAGE:  I’ll do my best.

CONNERY:  You’ll do your best?   Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

CAGE:  Carla was the prom queen.

(Connery looks impressed.   They head up the stairs to kill some bad guys and disarm a bomb set to take out all of San Francisco.  No big deal.)

Feed Me Seymour