Month: June 2010

Dee’s Room – 6:30am

We’re into building forts now. It’s our new “thing.” Actually, what “we’re into” is seeing the sunrise.   Every.freaking.day.   From the hours of 7:30pm to 5:30am Dee is sleeping like a champ.    But come 5:30?   HELLO!   GOOD MORNING!   PUT A BOOBIE IN MY MOUTH, MAKE THAT CRAZY SHADE THING GO BOING!  AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, LADY!    {The entire eastern… Read more →

I’m sorry but I have to talk about my iPad.

Scott got me an iPad for my birthday.   I’ve been feeling really guilty about it because, well…let’s just say there’s not exactly a line for pricey frivolous peripherals on our family budget excel spreadsheet.    But he did it anyway.    And it is totally awesome.   And I have to talk about it.    So instead of feeling guilty and playing… Read more →

To the Rescue.

Ummm… I tried to pick the least offensive picture I could find to top this post so that you could understand how the {delicately named} Super Kegel is used.   Because if I had led off with this image of what essentially appears to be a thigh master for your cooch ~ ~ I can only imagine where the mind might… Read more →

Twenty Nine Candles

June 2nd, 1981.   Somewhere in the Valley… I spent a lot of time thinking about my Mom today – thinking about what she was doing 29 years ago at this time – something I did so recently, and yet something that already seems like a distant memory.   Still, at 10:41 this morning, she called me, and recounted the morning… Read more →