It’s a portable ultrasound machine for your [windows based] cell phone. (Although in my bachelorette party-planning days I did stumble across a dildo that hooks up to the iPod playlist of your choice.) Unfortch, I have an iPhone, so I won’t be able to see my wee one while I wait at the car wash, or when someone’s running late for a meeting. But seriously. SERIOUSLY? It’s not enough that pregnant women all over the world are already over-analyzing their baby’s evey in utero movement with DIY home dopplers? No, no…hormonal hyperactive anxiety balls need just one more reason to have a panic attack when they can’t locate their unborn child on their CELL PHONE.
If you’re curious about how an abomination of technology like this would work – here you go:
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