Nope, it's not a dildo…

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It’s a portable ultrasound machine for your [windows based] cell phone.  (Although in my bachelorette party-planning days I did stumble across a dildo that hooks up to the iPod playlist of your choice.)  Unfortch, I have an iPhone, so I won’t be able to see my wee one while I wait at the car wash, or when someone’s running late for a meeting.   But seriously.   SERIOUSLY?   It’s not enough that pregnant women all over the world are already over-analyzing their baby’s evey in utero movement with DIY home dopplers?   No, no…hormonal hyperactive anxiety balls need just one more reason to have a panic attack when they can’t locate their unborn child on their CELL PHONE.

If you’re curious about how an abomination of technology like this would work – here you go:

Feed Me Seymour

  4 comments for “Nope, it's not a dildo…

  1. Kym
    May 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    wow.. technology just amazes me :P

  2. Lindsey
    May 19, 2009 at 9:43 am

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Awesome blog title!

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