I am so irritated today.

Unrelated (or is it?):
I kind of want to hang a giant one (or few) of these above my couch.

Do you think they will make people think of Jay-Z whenever they come over?
I don’t really feel one way or another about Jay-Z, but I don’t think I want my living room to evoke his aura.  Dammit Jay-Z.

Double unrelated (or is it?):
Have you seen this video of Ellen reading aloud from Fifty Shades of Grey?

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