I am so irritated today.

Unrelated (or is it?):
I kind of want to hang a giant one (or few) of these above my couch.

Do you think they will make people think of Jay-Z whenever they come over?
I don’t really feel one way or another about Jay-Z, but I don’t think I want my living room to evoke his aura.  Dammit Jay-Z.

Double unrelated (or is it?):
Have you seen this video of Ellen reading aloud from Fifty Shades of Grey?

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Feed Me Seymour

  2 comments for “I am so irritated today.

  1. rdmulkey
    April 30, 2012 at 1:20 am

    What comes to my (sad, nerdy) mind is “Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll whisper ‘no.'”I definitely need to read/watch less with blue penises involved. 

  2. rdmulkey
    April 30, 2012 at 1:22 am

    What comes to my (sad, nerdy) mind is: “Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll whisper ‘no.'”I definitely need to read/watch less with blue penises involved.

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