No, YOU’RE Immature.

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I mean, really. I can’t believe I haven’t bought this mug yet. Because this is NOT the first time I’ve ogled it.

Speaking of boobs, these lace bralettes from Victoria’s Secret (Pink) are the greatest things ever to happen to them. (I mean, I already shop at Forever 21 post-thirty, what have I got to lose?) I can’t say enough good things about wireless bras. It’s just so much better than plugging your boobs in all the time.

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{I don’t know how I’ve survived this long without glow in the dark nailpolish.}

Totally unrelated, except that they are sexy, how sexy are these Sconces? They were designed by Bertrand Balas for the Dutch based Raak in the 1970s and I want them. raakwalllamps-productox

I would also not kick this 1950s Metropolis Cabinet out of bed:

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And lastly, a slideshow of Dogs Wearing Sailor Suits, because you are my friends.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Talk to me. Please. I'm almost always alone or with a toddler.