Can you smell it? I don’t care if you insist on billing yourself by the sissiest name in American, Dwayne Johnson, you’ll always be the Brahma Bull to me. Back when we were freshman in college, Katie decorated our kitchen with posters of The Rock from WWF magazine. (It was still WWF back then.) I used to stare at those… Read more →
Month: March 2009
Birthday Suit
After pulverizing his birthday cupcake, the devilishly handsome Dashiell freshens up for his guests and helps himself to a drink. Happy 1st Birthday little man – I love you! Read more →
Addicted to tiny gold necklaces.
Another beautiful necklace I’m probably not buying myself from Virginia Geiger Jewels. Read more →
Idol Time Suck
So, American Idol has taken a little bit of a different approach this season. Rather than their usual process of elimination to the determine the top twelve, they had viewers vote for the top three from each semi-finalist group (top girl, top boy, and next highest vote-getter) and automatically put those people in their top twelve. America chose the… Read more →
Finally – It’s Tramp Stamp Barbie!
Some parents are up in arms about Mattel’s introduction of Totally Stylin’ Tattoos Barbie… She comes with her own hot pink tattoo gun, and you can give her tacky 90’s butterfly tattoos, just like Mommy has!!!! Read more →
a little hound for a rainy day.
Just stumbled across this picture of me and the hound from the day we brought her home on the subway. That freakishly proportioned snugglefest made for one cute puppy. Read more →
Things Scott Says #2
(critiquing a performance on American Idol) “The first half was way better than the second half – once she started going all fast she just started to look fat. You know you made a bad song choice if singing it makes you look fat.” Read more →
Bad Bride
I’ve been feeling bad about myself lately. As I watch Jodi and Neal dive into Wedding Planning (!!!!) all the crazy memories of my own betrothal have come flooding back. I’ve realized that as hard as [Scott and] I worked to plan our wedding, I totally dropped the ball in terms of properly documenting it. A crazy thing happens… Read more →
Your Mom’s a Whore, BEEUUUUUUUTCH.
I know I’ve talked about the guilty pleasure that is Rock of Love before…but are you guys watching Rock of Love Bus? It’s beyond. These girls are un-pres. Ashley (above right – in the pink) alone makes every show worth watching. Just the way this girl says “bitch” is the stuff reality-show dreams are made of. It’s like they took… Read more →