Regarding being on top of a building as tall as Encore Las Vegas: “I would vomit, shit myself, have a heart attack, die, wake up, think ‘woah I just had a crazy dream‘ then realize it wasn’t a dream, vomit, shit myself, have a heart attack, and die again. And then hit the floor.” Read more →
Year: 2009
Sharon Osbourne Buys Happiness
Wow. So I don’t know if you guys watch Rock of Love, but Scott and I are freaks for it. These bitches just don’t give a fuck, and the spectacle of it is really amazing to behold. Anyway, tonight the Charm School reunion show aired, and while Scott and I only gave “School” a cursory (read: bedroom tivo) watch while… Read more →
*Sigh*
I wasn’t sure why I started a blog, and then I saw this. Sometimes, there just has to be a way to share this kind of thing with the people you love. (…and total strangers via the internet.) http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 Read more →
A New Year, a New Generation of Cool.
New Year’s Day 2009: the Future Jazz great tries on his Uncle Scott’s new hat. It ain’t easy to pull off osh-kosh-b’gosh and a Fedora, but this little guy’s got style. Read more →