Super often, I find things on the internet that I am like: Wow, people are so clever. Humanity is cool. There really is hope.
I guess you could say I’m a huge sucker for design-y things.
But then every once in a while I see something man-made and I am like: What the hell is wrong with people? That looks like actual torture. And $50.00? I’d be happier spending that on a parking ticket.
These Kusa flip flops fall in to the latter category.
From the manufacturer’s website:
Love the feeling of bare feet on freshly mowed grass? Why not have that feeling anywhere, anytime. KUSA flip flops give you the opportunity to do just that.
…KUSA flip flops give you an extra layer of comfort. Comfort you can’t feel anywhere else (short of walking on real grass). Our unique Syn-Turf material conforms to and is naturally shaped by the individual contours of your feet. These flip flops are designed for YOUR feet.
…If your feet are made of asphalt because who the hell else would think that was comfortable? [Probably doesn’t help that I’m allergic to grass…]
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