(critiquing a performance on American Idol) “The first half was way better than the second half – once she started going all fast she just started to look fat. You know you made a bad song choice if singing it makes you look fat.” Read more →
Author: Morgan
Bad Bride
I’ve been feeling bad about myself lately. As I watch Jodi and Neal dive into Wedding Planning (!!!!) all the crazy memories of my own betrothal have come flooding back. I’ve realized that as hard as [Scott and] I worked to plan our wedding, I totally dropped the ball in terms of properly documenting it. A crazy thing happens… Read more →
Your Mom’s a Whore, BEEUUUUUUUTCH.
I know I’ve talked about the guilty pleasure that is Rock of Love before…but are you guys watching Rock of Love Bus? It’s beyond. These girls are un-pres. Ashley (above right – in the pink) alone makes every show worth watching. Just the way this girl says “bitch” is the stuff reality-show dreams are made of. It’s like they took… Read more →
Pedagogy
Having nothing to do with it’s actual meaning, ever since I first learned the word in Mr. Dewey’s 5th Grade Class, I have always connoted “Pedagogy” with some sort of weird sickness. To this day, anytime I see something made up of small and large dots my brain goes to Pedagogy – no matter how beautiful that something is. Take… Read more →
Stay Classy, San Diego
Anne Hathaway is just plain classy. On the Red Carpet, when Tim Gunn or Ryan Seacrest (or some other blond dude wearing too much makeup) asked her what of her Oscar outfit she actually owned, she demured with a giggle – replying that the answer was “too intimate.” I mean…there’s no way I would have been stopped from talking… Read more →
Stay Gold, Ponyboy
It’s been 10 years since Scott and I (with our matching platinum coiffs) first shared an Oreo Milkshake at Cafe 50’s. Happy deca-dating-versary Shanny. My how far we’ve come. Read more →
“Martin” was a really good show.
I rest my case. Read more →
so pretty.
If you know anyone who’s having a baby – this is about the most beautiful (and absurdly expensive) baby book I’ve ever seen. It’s screen printed and limited edition. From Binth. (If you’re in the market for a baby book, but are looking for one that’s more recession-friendly, check out Nikki McClure’s ‘The First 1000 Days.’) Read more →
Michael Bay: Antichrist.
Look, it’s something I’m not that proud of, but The Rock? Next to Armageddon, it’s one of the most enjoyable movies ever made. CONNERY: You ready for this? CAGE: I’ll do my best. CONNERY: You’ll do your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. CAGE: Carla was the prom queen. (Connery looks… Read more →
Mustaches for Valentine
Scott and I will be celebrating our first deca-dating-versary on Feb 19th (that’s 10 years together.) Having a {dating} anniversary that’s so close to V-day, we tend to skip the hallmark holiday altogether in our household. In honor of that great tradition, here are some of the highlights from last year’s World Beard and Mustache Competition in Brighton, England. Enjoy. Read more →
