Picture this: You’re Matt Lauer. You’re feeling pretty good about that. I mean, YOU ARE MATT FREAKING LAUER. You shave, you get dressed, and you go to work, which today involves interviewing THE once-talented-it-girl-turned-total-hot-mess of the moment and you are all pumped up to ask the hard questions, and maybe…just maybe…get some well-lit mascara soaked tears in the process. But… Read more →
Category: Brain Rot
Oh, Behave.
1. Wayne Brady 2. Gordon Ramsay (I told you how he told me to behave, right?) 3. Judd Nelson in 1985…but not in 1985 because I was four, so he’d have to time travel to now, and if we’re time traveling then I for sure have to include ~ 4. Michael Schoeffling circa 1984, but also time traveling to today. … Read more →
Dudes: I totally went to the Idol Finale.
So, if you follow me on Twitter (which uh…if you don’t, I can wait while you go ahead and click over) then you may have noticed that I WAS LIVE AT THE AMERICAN IDOL FINALE AND AFTER PARTY LAST NIGHT BITCHESSSS. (To be clear, I’m not calling you guys bitches, I’m just using the slang to make myself feel bad… Read more →
This is weird and sad.
I mean, in the most hilarious way possible. But WOW. Still. This inadvertent social commentary brought to you by CNN, and the letter A for Awkward. I… Nope, that’s it. Read more →
I inven’ed this friggin’ pouf.
TELL ME YOU ARE WATCHING JERSEY SHORE. IT IS FRIGGIN’ AWESOME. ::fist pump:: Obviously I have tons of things to say about this show. Let me just collect myself for a moment. Oh my god, I can’t. It’s too fantastically trashy. But I too have lived in the shadow of a regional stereotype…a blond white girl from the valley… Read more →
Giving Thanks
If you don’t watch How I Met Your Mother, here’s another good reason you should be: Read more →
Putting the WHORE in HORRIBLE
So…the worst person on earth finally has her own show. *Sigh* Okay, so that photo above isn’t from the atrocity “Megan Wants a Millionaire” – it’s from the greatest moment in reality TV history – the Charm School 2 Reunion Show in which Sharon Osbourne dumped her drink on Miss Megan before proceeding to rip the weave out of her… Read more →
SYTYCD – The Final Chapter.
Tonight the final four dancers will be chosen on So You Think You Can Dance, and I just couldn’t let an entire season go by without airing my two cents. I hate to say it, but Season Five has been a little bit of a disappointment compared to previous years. Sure, the judges are calling the cast the most talented… Read more →
Jon, you used to be cool.
When the Gosselins first became tabloid fodder, I really felt for them (and blamed Octomom.) I’d watched their show casually for a couple of years, and I felt like this was just a sweet little family in an unexpected situation making the best of it. I live in the world, so it’s been hard NOT to be somewhat aware… Read more →
You can’t do that on television.
I’m no dancer (I mean, I did win a t-shirt in the Ellen Show dance contest for pregnant chicks, but still…) – so I’ve got to respect anyone who gets up onstage to audition for So You Think You Can Dance. Apparently, so does choreographer Sonya Tayeh. (How do you like THAT Girl-Hawk?) Sonya debuted last season as a guest… Read more →