Have you seen the commercial for The Beatles: Rock Band? Aside from being a pretty cool commercial, I am so psyched about this game. Scott and I are pretty good at RockBand. Worldclass, in fact. Our super awesome band COQUESAH has a plane and roadies and everything, and I’m not afraid to admit I’m kind of proud of that. … Read more →
Category: The Trivial
How do you measure a Douche?
So it turns out my alma mater, New York University, was ranked #11 on GQ’s list of America’s 25 douchiest colleges. Intrigued, I had to check out the other schools that made the list. Because I kind of think we could have done better. Read more →
Why Snail Mail is still better than E-Mail.
I used to live in New York. It seems so long ago now that I can barely remember what it was like to be an actual resident and not a visitor to the city that never sleeps – but the one memory that never fades is the sheer awesomeness of the converted bomb shelter on 13th Street where I lived… Read more →
Putting the WHORE in HORRIBLE
So…the worst person on earth finally has her own show. *Sigh* Okay, so that photo above isn’t from the atrocity “Megan Wants a Millionaire” – it’s from the greatest moment in reality TV history – the Charm School 2 Reunion Show in which Sharon Osbourne dumped her drink on Miss Megan before proceeding to rip the weave out of her… Read more →
SYTYCD – The Final Chapter.
Tonight the final four dancers will be chosen on So You Think You Can Dance, and I just couldn’t let an entire season go by without airing my two cents. I hate to say it, but Season Five has been a little bit of a disappointment compared to previous years. Sure, the judges are calling the cast the most talented… Read more →
Hail to the Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief.
There are no words. This is where you can get it. And this is the commercial: Read more →
The Gauntlet.
Touche, Bliss. Read more →
To Wax, or not to wax…
Back in my first trimester, I briefly pondered the idea of a bikini wax. Before the plus sign I wouldn’t have thought twice about it, but at the time I was barfing 4-5 times daily, and blowing chunks into rapidly hardening hot wax covering my private areas seemed like something that deserved a moment’s consideration. Then there was the issue… Read more →
Where is my mind?
Some days, when I wake up, it feels like my brain never got the rise n’ shine memo. My eyes are open, my fingers might even be typing, but my mind is just…somewhere else. Looks like today is fixin’ to be one of those days. So I leave you with this: This video is close to my heart because –… Read more →
Yes we can.
It’s hot, and I’m still sitting in bed being “creepy” as Scott calls it – because he’s still sleeping next to me and I like to stare at him when he starts to stir so he gets that uneasy feeling of someone watching him while he sleeps. (Really freaks him out.) Scott’s been trying to recover from the cold… Read more →