American Idol

So, I’ve Been Thinking About The Shortcomings Of American Idol, And I Have Some Thoughts.

by Morgan on May 20, 2013 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 4 Comments

{Bo Bice asked to take a picture with me. What do you think about that?} So, this is really kind of awkward. I mean, when you get invited by AT&T to experience in person an awesome musical spectacular that fourteen million people across America are watching from their couches, you kind of feel like the only thing to say is… Read more →

After a season of sucking, Kara grows a sense of humor.

by Morgan on May 21, 2009 in Brain Rot • 2 Comments

We all know I loathe that holier-than-thou egomaniac Kara Dioguardi. But when she got up to upstage the only American Idol personality I find less appealing than herself (actually one of two, Tatiana Del Toro being the other) I found myself brimming with newfound respect for the newest and most obnoxious judge. Bikini girl [aka Katrina Darrell,] whom they somehow… Read more →

Kara Dioguardi: Also a Total Douche Nozzle

by Morgan on April 8, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 0 Comments

There’s a new most hate-worthy person on American Idol, and it’s not one of the contestants. It’s this bitch. Kara Dioguardi – to put it kindly, You Suck. I knew I kind of didn’t like her when she tried to go head to head with Bikini Girl during the audition process…girlfriend, you’re a judge, and she’s an idiot in a… Read more →

If Robert Smith and Liza Minelli had a love child…

by Morgan on March 17, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 0 Comments

I promise this will be the last time I devote a blog entry to this guy, but something struck me during Adam Lambert’s evisceration of Ring of Fire tonight. This: Right? Read more →

I want to shave his head.

by Morgan on March 11, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 2 Comments

So, (as my friend David astutely observed) I’m pretty sure tonight AI is going to announce that they’re changing to the So You Think You Can Dance bottom 3 format (where the judges can save their faves during the first few weeks of the finals.) This is particularly upsetting to me, because it means that the asshat pictured above is… Read more →

Idol Time Suck

by Morgan on March 5, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 1 Comment

So, American Idol has taken a little bit of a different approach this season. Rather than their usual process of elimination to the determine the top twelve, they had viewers vote for the top three from each semi-finalist group (top girl, top boy, and next highest vote-getter) and automatically put those people in their top twelve. America chose the… Read more →