Rock of Love

Putting the WHORE in HORRIBLE

by Morgan on August 17, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 6 Comments

So…the worst person on earth finally has her own show. *Sigh* Okay, so that photo above isn’t from the atrocity “Megan Wants a Millionaire” – it’s from the greatest moment in reality TV history – the Charm School 2 Reunion Show in which Sharon Osbourne dumped her drink on Miss Megan before proceeding to rip the weave out of her… Read more →

Reason Enough to Fly Virgin America for the rest of my life.

by Morgan on April 19, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial • 0 Comments

And not just because you feel like you’re on the soul plane. Sure, the air went out at a certain point in the flight, and they charge you 10$ for a snack, but the ticket prices can’t be beat, and by george, they have real TV on the back of every seat. Yeah, I know Jet Blue does this too,… Read more →

Ew.

by Morgan on April 12, 2009 in Brain Rot • 1 Comment

I told you he was a total douche nozzle. He picked Taya. Gross, shady, self-promoting, sky-high eyebrows Taya, over dear, sweet, genuine, invested, normal(est) person Mindy. If I had any faith in Bret Michaels, I would have lost it tonight. Luckily, that’s [clearly] not why I watch his shows. Read more →

Bret Michaels: Total Douche Nozzle

by Morgan on April 6, 2009 in Brain Rot • 3 Comments

You know I love me some Rock of Love. But c’mon Bret. Stop trying to pretend you’re looking for love or any kind of serious monogamous anything. Bret is such a douche, I often wonder how he says what he does with a straight face. Last night, on the same episode of Rock of Love Bus where he kicked off… Read more →

Your Mom’s a Whore, BEEUUUUUUUTCH.

by Morgan on March 1, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial, Videos • 2 Comments

I know I’ve talked about the guilty pleasure that is Rock of Love before…but are you guys watching Rock of Love Bus? It’s beyond. These girls are un-pres. Ashley (above right – in the pink) alone makes every show worth watching. Just the way this girl says “bitch” is the stuff reality-show dreams are made of. It’s like they took… Read more →

Sharon Osbourne Buys Happiness

by Morgan on January 4, 2009 in Brain Rot, The Trivial, Videos • 6 Comments

Wow. So I don’t know if you guys watch Rock of Love, but Scott and I are freaks for it. These bitches just don’t give a fuck, and the spectacle of it is really amazing to behold. Anyway, tonight the Charm School reunion show aired, and while Scott and I only gave “School” a cursory (read: bedroom tivo) watch while… Read more →