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Jun. 16, 2010
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I tried to pick the least offensive picture I could find to top this post so that you could understand how the {delicately named} Super Kegel is used.   Because if I had led off with this image of what essentially appears to be a thigh master for your cooch ~

~ I can only imagine where the mind might take you.    Says the manufacturer:

Verseo Super Kegel Pelvic Muscle Thigh Exerciser. Strengthen pelvic muscles while you tone and tighten thighs, buttocks, and abs with the Super Kegel Exerciser. Place this vinyl-padded stainless steel exerciser between your thighs. There’s an adjustable tension setting that allows you to practice intimate body conditioning at your convenience, in the privacy of your own home. Regular exercise with the Super Kegel helps tone and strengthen pelvic floor muscles as it helps slim and tighten thighs, buttocks, and lower abdominal muscles. Steel exerciser has a padded vinyl cover. Includes a 9-page booklet* and detailed exercise chart. BENEFITS OF THE SUPER KEGEL: -For both men and women** -Instructional exercise chart included -Improves bladder control -Alleviates back pain -Enhances sexual pleasure -Strenghtens muscles -Safe and easy to use

So basically, if you want your vagina to be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound – the Super Kegel is for you.    [snare drum, symbol crash.]

* What they hell could they be explaining for NINE PAGES? Isn’t that the beauty of the Super Kegel?   The instructions are right there in the clever name.

**While I shudder to imagine the dude who might want to use a Super Kegel, the suggestion that a man even COULD use such a thing raises quite a few questions…because uh…it seems like there would be some logistical issues that if not properly considered could result in a pretty serious injury…or two.

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Jenny

that's certainly new and interesting xD
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Summer

Wow. As if working on my thighs and biceps wasn't hard enough....now I've got to worry about toning my vag too. I bet Suzanne Sommers is super bummed that she missed jumping on this promotional golden nugget.

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...love Maegan

My mom taught me about Kegels when I was about 14 ...I've been squeezing this vag forever ....sans the "Vag-master" which is completely ridiculous.

That first shot looks like it's in a Goodwill or thrift shop ...WHO WOULD BUY A USED ONE?!?!??!?! lol

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Megan

This would be a perfect bridal shower gift. I would give it with a tank top reading, "World's Buffest Vag" for the honeymoon.

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Cole

Ummm, what the heck store were you in??!!!
.-= Cole´s last blog ..First came love, then came marriage, then came... ME! =-.

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thenextmartha

How much? I'm thinking of making Friday nights "Kegel nights." It's gonna be so big. Maybe there will be "Kegel Clubs." You have to pass a test of 50 kegels before you can get in. You'll receive your own "Kegel Kard" upon passing. Maybe I'll even have saturday morning "Bedazzle your super Kegel" You bring it, I'll supply the glitter and sparkles. Maybe I'll name it Kegdazzle Klass. Ok, I should stop now......

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Sara_00603447349923820536

Dude, I'm sitting in my office chair, squeezing away. Thighs, yes. Buttocks? Probably. Pelvic floor? No. "Kegel" fail, I think.
.-= Sara_00603447349923820536´s last blog ..NinjaPanza =-.

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jess; [the bottle chronicles]

Who doesn't want a super vagina?

{Is it bad that I kinda wanna buy this? Just because...well, come ON...super kegel?!? Its golden!}

Ehem.

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Joanna

There are just no words.... none at all.
lol

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Mae

Could have gone my whole life without imagining that, let alone seeing it.

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Camila

Completely unrelated to the post, but I remember a while back you wrote a post about the CB2 Maze Wall Hanging. Well, they're on sale for $50! Thought you might like to know!

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Jenny

that's certainly new and interesting xD
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Summer

Wow. As if working on my thighs and biceps wasn't hard enough....now I've got to worry about toning my vag too. I bet Suzanne Sommers is super bummed that she missed jumping on this promotional golden nugget.

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...love Maegan

My mom taught me about Kegels when I was about 14 ...I've been squeezing this vag forever ....sans the "Vag-master" which is completely ridiculous.

That first shot looks like it's in a Goodwill or thrift shop ...WHO WOULD BUY A USED ONE?!?!??!?! lol

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Megan

This would be a perfect bridal shower gift. I would give it with a tank top reading, "World's Buffest Vag" for the honeymoon.

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Cole

Ummm, what the heck store were you in??!!!
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thenextmartha

How much? I'm thinking of making Friday nights "Kegel nights." It's gonna be so big. Maybe there will be "Kegel Clubs." You have to pass a test of 50 kegels before you can get in. You'll receive your own "Kegel Kard" upon passing. Maybe I'll even have saturday morning "Bedazzle your super Kegel" You bring it, I'll supply the glitter and sparkles. Maybe I'll name it Kegdazzle Klass. Ok, I should stop now......

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Morgan

Well...they certainly don't call you The Next Martha for nothing.

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Sara_00603447349923820536

Dude, I'm sitting in my office chair, squeezing away. Thighs, yes. Buttocks? Probably. Pelvic floor? No. "Kegel" fail, I think.
.-= Sara_00603447349923820536´s last blog ..NinjaPanza =-.

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jess; [the bottle chronicles]

Who doesn't want a super vagina?

{Is it bad that I kinda wanna buy this? Just because...well, come ON...super kegel?!? Its golden!}

Ehem.

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alex

Call me crazy but I would never have assumed that needlepoint houses and kegel devices would be found on the same aisle.

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Beth

Frighteningly enough, this was my first thought too. What kind of store shelf is this? It's not an "as seen on TV" shelf. I'm fairly certain anyone looking for scraps of fabric and needlepoint houses would not be interested in the Super Kegal. Is this picture from Good Will or something??? Because the only thing more absurd than the Super Kegal itself... is a used Super Kegal.

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Morgan

I didn't actually take this picture, but yeah...I'm pretty sure what we're looking at here is a used Labia-Master. {Vag-Master? Super Vag? What's the funniest thing to call this thing? Or did they already find it, with Super Kegel. I mean, we're talking about it, right?}

Either it's used, or it's in like a mom and pop drugstore where they just have one of everything on the shelf and almost every item is covered in a layer of dust. I'm not sure which is worse. {Obviously I'm sure - used is worse than dusty, hands down.}

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Beth

Frighteningly enough, this was my first thought too. What kind of store shelf is this? It's not an "as seen on TV" shelf. I'm fairly certain anyone looking for scraps of fabric and needlepoint houses would not be interested in the Super Kegal. Is this picture from Good Will or something??? Because the only thing more absurd than the Super Kegal itself... is a used Super Kegal.

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Morgan

I didn't actually take this picture, but yeah...I'm pretty sure what we're looking at here is a used Labia-Master. {Vag-Master? Super Vag? What's the funniest thing to call this thing? Or did they already find it, with Super Kegel. I mean, we're talking about it, right?}

Either it's used, or it's in like a mom and pop drugstore where they just have one of everything on the shelf and almost every item is covered in a layer of dust. I'm not sure which is worse. {Obviously I'm sure - used is worse than dusty, hands down.}

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Joanna

There are just no words.... none at all.
lol

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