Category Archives: Growing a Human

omfg.

I’m full term.   Holy crap.   Over the past nine months, I’ve thought a lot about how I would feel at this point in the pregnancy.   Ready?   Panicked?   Calm and Maternal?   Apparently, how I would feel is like a giant, … Continue reading

I’m having a Jessie Spano Moment.

You know that episode of Saved by the Bell when the girls start a girl group called the Hot Sundaes, and Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills so Zack has to talk her down while she maniacally screeches the opening … Continue reading

Damn Gina! That's a lot of Pregnant!

I am like, really super pregnant.    Have you noticed?    The other day, I made Scott come with me to the supermarket (which he really hates doing, something about everyone being idiots…) because I no longer wish to go out on … Continue reading

Floating Along.

I think this is the time when most Mamas-To-Be start counting the days until their little one’s arrival.  Naturally, I’m digging my heels in.   I want this girl to bake as long as possible.    Of course, I’m hormonal and … Continue reading

Pregnant Women are People Too.

For whatever reason, people do really seem to think that being pregnant makes you public domain.   Public domain for talking to (thanks, Super-Market checkout man, but I don’t need your advice on breastfeeding), public domain for touching (I can’t tell … Continue reading