Category Archives: Growing a Human

Low Rider

Normally, I like to keep my belly self-portraits confined to the belly, but this week, in hopes that it will be the last picture I take, I thought I should record myself in all of my swollen glory – my … Continue reading

omfg.

I’m full term.   Holy crap.   Over the past nine months, I’ve thought a lot about how I would feel at this point in the pregnancy.   Ready?   Panicked?   Calm and Maternal?   Apparently, how I would feel is like a giant, … Continue reading

I’m having a Jessie Spano Moment.

You know that episode of Saved by the Bell when the girls start a girl group called the Hot Sundaes, and Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills so Zack has to talk her down while she maniacally screeches the opening … Continue reading

Damn Gina! That's a lot of Pregnant!

I am like, really super pregnant.    Have you noticed?    The other day, I made Scott come with me to the supermarket (which he really hates doing, something about everyone being idiots…) because I no longer wish to go out on … Continue reading

Floating Along.

I think this is the time when most Mamas-To-Be start counting the days until their little one’s arrival.  Naturally, I’m digging my heels in.   I want this girl to bake as long as possible.    Of course, I’m hormonal and … Continue reading