Carrie Prejean, please shut up. I restrained myself when I read the hilarious news that the Miss California organization had paid for your breast implants so you’d “perform better on the national stage.” (You embarass me more than the Governator.) Then you used your time on the Miss USA pageant to speak out against same sex marriage. (Congratulations on getting to keep your crown, you hateful bitch.) And then there were those shots of your tots found floating around on TMZ. (Your pre-op tots, I might add.) This morning, after The Donald failed to strip you of your title (lord knows why) you came out saying that there might even be MORE racy pictures of you..and your reasoning was that you’re just so fiercely hot that photographers [repeatedly] keep snapping while you’re changing so they can make an extra buck? Every time I read anything about your dumb ass, I’m just reminded that while freedom of speech is a beautiful thing, I sometimes wish there was a moron clause in that amendment. So please, Carrie Prejean…PLEASE SHUT UP.
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