{I blatantly stole this shot from Maegan‘s facebook feed because I took no photos this weekend, as per uge. :head hung: Thanks Maeg!} Anyway that megadouche is turning 29 today. What a dick. So fuck you Scott. Fuck you and your “1982” and your one more year of being in your 20’s. And also, I love you forever. Okay and then… Read more →
Month: May 2011
Holy Mama Chug
The whole problem with this number, 30, I think, is that we have this imaginary list of things we are supposed to accomplish, and the closer the birthday gets, the less likely list completion begins to seem, and the more the panic sets in. I mean, I haven’t bought a house, or won an Oscar, or been on Conan, or… Read more →
Dudes: I totally went to the Idol Finale.
So, if you follow me on Twitter (which uh…if you don’t, I can wait while you go ahead and click over) then you may have noticed that I WAS LIVE AT THE AMERICAN IDOL FINALE AND AFTER PARTY LAST NIGHT BITCHESSSS. (To be clear, I’m not calling you guys bitches, I’m just using the slang to make myself feel bad… Read more →
It does that by itself.
I don’t think my heart can take her getting any older. She’s just perfect right this minute just how she is. AGH! What is this crazy intense feeling I feel!? She won’t stop talking. We go to this incredible music class, and she has rhythm. She sings. She DANCES. She says “Hi Mama” every time she sees me and repeats every word I… Read more →
Has anybody seen my can opener?
I’ve written and unwritten bits and pieces of things I think about this issue time and time again. I’m a Southern California liberal progressive (if we’re putting “labels” on things), so I know what kind of eye rolls I illicit when I share my thoughts on Health Insurance outside of the safety of my like-minded social circles. But my nineteen… Read more →
Purgeday Thursday: Out with the old, in with the new(ish)
You want to talk about a woman who knows how to get LA purging? That adorable {and remarkably collected} doyenne up there is a serious bad ass. Her name is Kristin Nelson and she runs this thing called LA KIDS CONSIGNMENT that started with a few Moms doing a clothes swap in her driveway has become such a massive hit… Read more →
I have this thing for Wood.
Ever since I reorganized my files and did it in an color-coordinated and aesthetically pleasing way, I realized that keeping my work space clear and zen is INCREDIBLY helpful to my productivity when there are three people running around my house gossiping about Valley Jewish Geography/Singing the Sesame Street Song at the Top of their lungs/Building Sandboxes ten feet from… Read more →
Sandbox Digging Break
Scott’s transforming our tiny yard into Delilah’s wonderland. I’ll own up. These two are growing a bond I have to try hard not to be jealous of. Read more →
Sh*t I Spray Painted Gold
Her name is Goldie and we are mother f*cking in love. I bought her on eBay last week for 12$ when she looked like this: Originally I wanted THIS lamp for my office but it was no where to be found so I took to eBay and got creative. As soon as I laid eyes on this beauty, I knew… Read more →
Cool or Crazy: Visiting the Mouse House
I think in LA we would call this business casual. It seems to qualify. Maegan? Friday casual? What’s my classification here? Well, anyway, I had a meeting today and this is what I wore. Also I was a teenager in the 90’s so I can’t stand for photos non-pigeon-toed. Thanks, Kate Moss. Seriously, with the pigeon toes Morgan. I’m sharing… Read more →