I feel like them theme song from psycho should be playing right now (the Game Boy is Scott’s, I swear) but that’s (was) my [guest] bathroom drawer. This is it now: Dude, not bad for a 45 minute solo effort and $12 at Bed Bath and Beyond, right? I THREW AWAY SO MUCH CRAP. We have two bathrooms, and I’ve… Read more →
Month: June 2011
This would be more urgent if I were famous.
My Sister-In-Law Maegan is a very smart girl. She taught me that if you want something really fancy for your birthday, you tell everyone close that you want gift cards to the same place (say, Bloomies) and voila! Budget for that new Marc Jacobs bag! Well, guess what? It TOTALLY works. (Especially when Maegan and her Mama – aka MeMa… Read more →
Close Eyes, Hit Play, Smile.
My sometimes writing partner/always friend Eric {I like to call it an open-writing-marriage} sends me hilarious pick me ups pretty much on the regular. Having trouble getting motivated today? Me too. But I’ve got my eye on the prize, and I’m getting amped up to come out swinging. EFFING SWINGING M*THERFUCKERS!!!! Read more →
Ommmmm.
During my fight with the postpartum monster, our house got a little…out of control. So we’re trying to scale back and get zen every chance we get. Starting with the master bedroom, which was the opposite of relaxing with too-big furniture and laundry and guitars EVERYWHERE. Finally. A little corner of my bedroom. The Zen is beginning to emerge. We’ve… Read more →
KaBoom June Gloom.
I don’t know about the rest of the world (because I’m way to lazy to look up a weather report) but the first week or two of June leading up to the official start of summer here in LA are notoriously gloomy. And I know a lot of you have been getting pounded by tornadoes which does not sound like… Read more →
Dammit.
…And that’s why you brush your hair and put on makeup even if you’re running late for your DMV appointment. Because otherwise? You end up having to show THAT jaundiced lunatic of a picture to every power tripping security guard in the Western Hemisphere as your official state ID. FOR.EV.VER. Do you think the girl behind the counter that day… Read more →
Thirtyday Purgeday: Purging my 20’s
{If I can find the confidence at 30 I had at 3, I think we’re all going to be alright.} On my 20th Birthday Sara and I wandered around Wenceslas square in Prague, and she and Katie bought me this gorgeous Mucha necklace that can’t believe I’ve had for ten years. {don’t worry, I’m not purging the necklace.} That’s how… Read more →
Oh, Behave.
1. Wayne Brady 2. Gordon Ramsay (I told you how he told me to behave, right?) 3. Judd Nelson in 1985…but not in 1985 because I was four, so he’d have to time travel to now, and if we’re time traveling then I for sure have to include ~ 4. Michael Schoeffling circa 1984, but also time traveling to today. … Read more →