I think Dee & I are in a Fight.

She refuses to acknowledge my presence in this photograph.  Elmo?  Cookie?  Abby?  No prob.  Mommy?  Who the ef is that b*tch?

And all because I met her obsession Elmo AND my obsession Kevin Clash all in one sitting.  Not to mention the ray of sunshine that is  Leslie Carrara (aka Abby Cadabby, Dee’s absolute girl crush, and now mine too) who showed me how to do a secret fairy hug that you can only learn from Abby (or Leslie…whatever, they’re equally loveable…)  And YES!!! It really was the real puppeteers back there.  Which is why I’m am clearly geeking the EF out in this picture.

But um, Photographer guy?  I’m not thrilled with you.  You could have given me a second to get that damn hair out of my face.

And also NO, I do not have a tattoo of a granny on my left boob.  That’s Kit.  Those were her business cards.

Get ready readers and lurkers, because I am about to break every rule in my personal blogging book and back blog the EF out of this past week of insanity…because I’m all high on blogging…and I want to get my groove back before I come down and start feeling like a total loser sitting home in my PJ’s again.  Which I’m not…right?

Oh, and don’t worry – it’s not all stuff about BlogHer…some of it is stuff you non-blogging friends and lurkers might actually give a crap about too.