Sometimes Life Can Be Disappointing

I saw these online this week and promptly made a mental note to buy them for Scott for our six year wedding anniversary later this month. Because, awesome, right? (Don’t worry, he totally doesn’t read my blog.)

410980450857654407_1f1a5d478510I mean, it wasn’t super clear from the picture whether or not adults would fit in to those things but I figured why not, and *if not* surely Delilah wouldn’t reject their magic.

No, seriously. Who doesn’t want to do this:

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THAT LOOKS AMAZING RIGHT?! But when I went to Amazon to order them, I discovered something truly upsetting in the reviews. This amazingly genius product, called the BUDDY BUMPER which I expected might be cheaply made, but I did not expect would come only one to a package for $40, ONLY COMES ONE TO A PACKAGE FOR $40. I know, right? What the shit is that?

What the hell do you do with ONE bumper ball, you guys?!

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I mean seriously…SHAME ON YOU BUDDY BALL — these people are looking for a novelty toy, not a life lesson in a box! Plus, not only are you ruining Christmas Mornings the world over, but I really wanted to get these for our anniversary, and I don’t want to pay eighty bucks.

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