I know I’ve talked about the guilty pleasure that is Rock of Love before…but are you guys watching Rock of Love Bus? It’s beyond. These girls are un-pres.
Ashley (above right – in the pink) alone makes every show worth watching. Just the way this girl says “bitch” is the stuff reality-show dreams are made of. It’s like they took some of my favorite Ho’s from the previous versions of Rock of Love (Jes’ [unwitting] wit, Megan’s bitchiness, Heather’s narcissism, Daisy’s tater tots, and Brandi M’s drinking habit.) Watch her in the clip below, when she and her sidekick Farrah (above, middle – also quite the wordsmith with her mastery of inserting the word “french” where “fuck” should go) get girls-gone-wild shit faced at Bret’s concert after Big John specifically asked them “not to act slutty and whore-y.”
On this week’s episode, one girl (the trashtastic Kami) becomes too disgusted to continue on the show when Bret (who really is just a gross excuse for a human, but I can’t get enough of him and his “Heey Ohhhh!”) gets a little tipsy himself and *accidentally* bangs Ashley in front of two of the other “contestants” on a group date (Kami included.) If you missed it VH1 replays it ad nasuem, and – if you like to laugh at other people’s pathetic drunken antics as much as I do – it’s really worth catching.
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