To the Rescue.

Ummm…

I tried to pick the least offensive picture I could find to top this post so that you could understand how the {delicately named} Super Kegel is used.   Because if I had led off with this image of what essentially appears to be a thigh master for your cooch ~

~ I can only imagine where the mind might take you.    Says the manufacturer:

Verseo Super Kegel Pelvic Muscle Thigh Exerciser. Strengthen pelvic muscles while you tone and tighten thighs, buttocks, and abs with the Super Kegel Exerciser. Place this vinyl-padded stainless steel exerciser between your thighs. There’s an adjustable tension setting that allows you to practice intimate body conditioning at your convenience, in the privacy of your own home. Regular exercise with the Super Kegel helps tone and strengthen pelvic floor muscles as it helps slim and tighten thighs, buttocks, and lower abdominal muscles. Steel exerciser has a padded vinyl cover. Includes a 9-page booklet* and detailed exercise chart. BENEFITS OF THE SUPER KEGEL: –For both men and women** -Instructional exercise chart included -Improves bladder control -Alleviates back pain -Enhances sexual pleasure -Strenghtens muscles -Safe and easy to use

So basically, if you want your vagina to be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound – the Super Kegel is for you.    [snare drum, symbol crash.]

* What they hell could they be explaining for NINE PAGES? Isn’t that the beauty of the Super Kegel?   The instructions are right there in the clever name.

**While I shudder to imagine the dude who might want to use a Super Kegel, the suggestion that a man even COULD use such a thing raises quite a few questions…because uh…it seems like there would be some logistical issues that if not properly considered could result in a pretty serious injury…or two.