You know that episode of Saved by the Bell when the girls start a girl group called the Hot Sundaes, and Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills so Zack has to talk her down while she maniacally screeches the opening bars to “I’m so excited!” but then in a shocking turn of self discovery she replaces the 3rd repetition with… Read more →
Category: Videos
Killing me softly (Ikea 2010)
Labor Day weekend, and all it’s panic-inducing implications, found Scott and I once again trolling the (jam packed, nightmarish) halls of our favorite mecca of affordable Scandinavian Home Furnishings. This time we were only there for some antique stain (to ensure our changer top matches our Crib) and a single bolt that was missing when we picked up the original… Read more →
Hail to the Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief.
There are no words. This is where you can get it. And this is the commercial: Read more →
Where is my mind?
Some days, when I wake up, it feels like my brain never got the rise n’ shine memo. My eyes are open, my fingers might even be typing, but my mind is just…somewhere else. Looks like today is fixin’ to be one of those days. So I leave you with this: This video is close to my heart because –… Read more →
Stuff that’s pretty funny.
The Best Tattoo Ever. Funny, right? I found it on this funny girl’s blog called “Confessions of a Fat Girl” and I couldn’t resist stealing it. You can check her out here. The Best Commercial Ever: I’ve worked on my fair share of commercial concepts the past few years and I’ve even occasionally come across one that’s so good,… Read more →
Doctor’s Orders.
So, when my OB says “low sodium diet” she’s not talking about the weekends, right? It’s Emma’s birthday, so how could I pass up a delicious meal at Benihana? Cheeseball that I am, naturally, I love Benihana – both for it’s delicious Imperial Dinner (Lobster and Steak – yum) and for it’s kitschy entertainment value. And yesterday (in between painful… Read more →
Love is indiscriminate. California is not.
On September 29, 2007 I married the love of my life. No one tried to stop me. Our family and friends gathered, drank (a lot), danced, and celebrated with us the joy that we’ve found in each other. Every day when I wake up next to my husband, I’m grateful that I get to experience marriage, because it truly is… Read more →
2nd Generation.
Like…omigod, there’s a Valley Girl in my tummy. I guess I’ll have to register for that silver spoon after all…the babe’s gonna hafta have something fancy to gag herself with. Moon Unit Zappa – Valley Girl Read more →
Nope, it’s not a dildo…
It’s a portable ultrasound machine for your [windows based] cell phone. (Although in my bachelorette party-planning days I did stumble across a dildo that hooks up to the iPod playlist of your choice.) Unfortch, I have an iPhone, so I won’t be able to see my wee one while I wait at the car wash, or when someone’s running late… Read more →
The Debilitating Fear of Mom Jeans
In a few weeks, I’ll be 28. Which really seems SO OLD to me. I know anyone over 30 reading this is laughing right now, and probably finds themselves gripped by an overwhelming urge to pat me on the head (or punch me in the face, depending on your sense of humor) but despite the fact that I know I’ve… Read more →