Listen to the band, will ya?

I’m going to tell you something super gross. No…it’s like SUPER GROSS. Are you ready? I kind of feel like it’s gross enough that I should write it in white and make you highlight it if you want to read it so you can opt out if you’re not in the mood to revisit your breakfast.

Ready? Highlight —

start:Scott has this huge zit on his back that he’s been fucking with forever, and I finally agreed to intervene, and when I squeezed it…gag…it popped with such vigor it squirted all over my face. ::gag:: ::gag:: I can still kind of feel where a chunk landed on my lip. I had to take a shower. And then obviously I had to tell someone. You’re welcome. end.

So gross right? Shudder.

And in other news, my fave band The Damnwells had their new album drop today. It’s called “No One Listens to the Band Anymore” which makes me kind of sad, but then I play the record and it’s just do damn good I can’t help but be happy again. And it’s on iTunesNOW!

Oh, and not only are The Damnwells my honest to George favorite band, but as you may recall frontman Alex Dezen and his wife Angela also donated their time and talents to the upcoming album of lullabies in honor of Miss Getty Storm’s first birthday! (That’s right dudes Sweet Water Child – Lullabies for Getty “drops” in just a few weeks, all proceeds will go to fight SMA1! Stay tuned for details!) And until then, here’s some of Alex’s newest tunes for the grown-up set.

Oh, and the funding for “No One Listens To The Band Anymore” was completely fan-raised over at Pledge Music. How effing cool is the internet? Enjoy!

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Also, it must be noted that MAN was it not fucking easy to get that iTunes listing to show up in the post like that. (At least…not for me it wasn’t.) So if it’s buggy…I don’t care. #Kidding. #hashtaggingoutsideoftwitterislikegeektron5000. #sorry..