Category Archives: Things Scott Says

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Things Scott Says

Jan. 19, 2010

by Morgan

11 comments

Scott: Hey, Babe? Me: Yeah, Babe? Scott: Do you know where her tiny little hair brush is? I want to brush her tiny little hair. Me: (Nothing, because I had a heart attack. Y’know, from the cuteness.) Recommend on Facebook … Continue reading →

Things Scott Says

Dec. 15, 2009

by Morgan

15 comments

On me going to get a pedicure later: “Make sure you leave enough milk. If she starts screaming because she’s hungry I want to make sure there’s something I can do other than just send out hate hoping it … Continue reading →

Things Scott Says #2

Mar. 3, 2009

by Morgan

One comment

(critiquing a performance on American Idol) “The first half was way better than the second half – once she started going all fast she just started to look fat. You know you made a bad song choice if singing it … Continue reading →

Things Scott Says #1

Jan. 5, 2009

by Morgan

2 comments

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Regarding being on top of a building as tall as Encore Las Vegas: “I would vomit, shit myself, have a heart attack, die, wake up, think ‘woah I just had a crazy dream‘ then realize it wasn’t a dream, vomit, … Continue reading →