Category Archives: Things Scott Says

Things Scott Says

Oh, I’m sorry, I misunderstood.  Birds with elephantitis DO belong at the Zoo. Recommend on Facebook Share Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers Tumblr it Subscribe to the comments on this post Bookmark in Browser Tell a friend

Things Scott Says

Scott: Hey, Babe? Me: Yeah, Babe? Scott:  Do you know where her tiny little hair brush is?   I want to brush her tiny little hair. Me:  (Nothing, because I had a heart attack.  Y’know, from the cuteness.) Recommend on Facebook … Continue reading

Things Scott Says

On me going to get a pedicure later: “Make sure you leave enough milk.   If she starts screaming because she’s hungry I want to make sure there’s something I can do other than just send out hate hoping it … Continue reading

Things Scott Says #2

(critiquing a performance on American Idol) “The first half was way better than the second half – once she started going all fast she just started to look fat.   You know you made a bad song choice if singing it … Continue reading

Things Scott Says #1

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Regarding being on top of a building as tall as Encore Las Vegas: “I would vomit, shit myself, have a heart attack, die, wake up, think ‘woah I just had a crazy dream‘ then realize it wasn’t a dream, vomit, … Continue reading