Category Archives: Things Scott Says

Car Talk With My Husband

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Recently, Scott’s been having some trouble with his Jeep. (It’s worth noting here that when a car guy says they’re having car trouble, it can be hard to discern if it’s a bad transmission or if he just means he … Continue reading

I Think Next Year We’re Going Artificial

I mean, really. I told Scott I thought this might be our last year with a real tree and he was very skeptical. So then I tried to get him to share my vision by describing our awesome white fake … Continue reading

Father/Daughter Conversations

[That is the Lalaloopsy Crumbs Dress that Delilah got for her birthday. She is obsessed with it, only she thinks it is the dress Belle wore in Beauty And The Beast. Last night, outfitted in her new favorite frock, fancy … Continue reading

Can We Talk About Back Hair?

Riddle me this, blog readers… Scott and I have been together for thirteen years. Married for five. And…y’know, when and a man and a woman share that kind of intimacy for that length of time…shit can get weird. Here’s one … Continue reading

Things Scott Says

Oh, I’m sorry, I misunderstood.  Birds with elephantitis DO belong at the Zoo.