Month: January 2012

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Potty.

So, uh…Potty training sucks, huh? I was sitting here recently panicking about why my child wasn’t miraculously out of diapers when I realized…maybe just purchasing a training potty wasn’t enough? Dammit. So I got to work. Luckily, in the wake of Christmas, learning that pretty much everyone I spoke to bribed their children with chocolate to get them to use… Read more →

Unresolved.

1.  Wear lipstick every day so I show up in mirrors and photographs.   Broken. 2.  Shower every day. For obvious reasons.  Shattered. 3.  Get dressed daily.  Obliterated. But I’m not giving up.  I mean, where’s the rule that says you only get one shot at keeping a resolution?  Is there one? {Okay, I’m totally not usually one for these lolcat… Read more →

Cee Lo Green EFs with IMAGINE – Infuriates Hippies

Cee Lo Green, what ever were you thinking? You’re kicking off 2012 by performing John Lennon’s beloved IMAGINE on New Years Eve with Carson Daly, and rather than just add your own artistic spin to the arrangement, you choose to switch up perhaps the most controversial lyric to the late superstar’s anthem of universal love… HuffPo reports: Cee Lo Green‘s… Read more →

If You’re Familiar With Fiddler On The Roof, You Know We Jews Love Us Some Tradition.

{Dee, on actual Chanukah – yes, with some delicious Mexican Take Out.} This morning, as I packed up the final pieces of 2011, Dee turned to me and asked: “Where’s the candles?” ‘Oh, honey – Chanukah is over.  Remember, just like we’re taking down our Christmas Tree until next year.’ But my usually accepting child looked at me with those… Read more →