I’m sitting at my desk alone laughing before I even type a single word of this post. I guess because I’m just really immature and also not at all squeamish about these things because hey…everyone poops, right? When Cottonelle approached me to participate in their #LetsTalkBums campaign it was fresh on the heels of one of the most enlightening bathroom… Read more →
Author: Morgan
The Tabloids Will Be The Downfall Of Humanity (Or At Least Womanhood.)
Over the weekend, I was catching up on the breaking news in the Supermarket checkout lane when I spotted it: An old file photo of brand new Mom Kim Kardashian emerging from a swimming pool in a bikini, airbrushed to high heaven, with a headline alleging “I GOT MY BODY BACK!” Sometimes, I feel like as regular women we are… Read more →
These Are My Actual Nightmare
Super often, I find things on the internet that I am like: Wow, people are so clever. Humanity is cool. There really is hope. I guess you could say I’m a huge sucker for design-y things. But then every once in a while I see something man-made and I am like: What the hell is wrong with people? That looks like… Read more →
Smell Hipper
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve loved perfume. In elementary school a friend and I started our own “perfume line” which entailed mixing things from her garden in with department store perfume samples. It’s kind of miracle neither one of us ended up with a chemical burn. Still, my love of scent has never waned. Which is why… Read more →
I Love This Video
I was ten when I got my first period. NONE of my friends had gotten it yet. Like, not one. Actually…I don’t even think my FOUR YEARS OLDER sister had gotten it yet. Read more →
Al’s #1 Italian Beef: Chicago, 3am
Amy and Katherine looking surprisingly natural after I yelled “DON’T LOOK AT ME! LOOK NATURAL!” I just got back from four days in Chicago at the 9th annual BlogHer Conference. If you’ve ever been on this sort of business trip, you probably know what I’m talking about when I say the days have blurred completely together (although that may have something to do… Read more →
This Wedding Save The Date Is The Inspiration For My Next Tattoo
{via Spencer Studio} Not the Sylvia & Arthur part. I mean, I’m sure they’re a lovely couple and all, but it’s the geometric water color that I’m keying in on. You know — not that one exactly, but the style of it catches my eye. {via Amanda Wachob Instagram/Web} There’s this tattoo artist named Amanda Wachob and ever since I… Read more →
Clothes I’m Not Buying But Want To
I’ve gained weight. Which totally sucks. I hate gaining weight. But I’ve got a useless lump of coal where my thyroid should be and I’m a workaholic with poor self-care so inevitably every few years I plump up and have 30 lbs to battle back. Unless it’s a year I get pregnant in which case I have 100 lbs to… Read more →
Designer Bookmark
Sometimes I’m just impressed by people’s cleverness. By ARTORI design. Read more →
Naked Athletes!!!
Beach Volleyball phenom Kerri Walsh Jennings was one of eight athletes to grace the cover of ESPN The Magazine’s annual Body Issue this week — having been photographed both while pregnant, and months later with her newborn daughter Scout. I am a huge fan of the Body Issue every year, because naked athletes are a sight worth seeing. Not just… Read more →