I AM THE GREATEST BARGAIN SHOPPER ALIVE! After scouring every discount store (TJ Maxx, Marshall’s, Ross…) on both east coast and west – I finally found it! My very own Stella McCartney for LeSportsac Mum Tote complete with matching changing pad, bunny charm, and makeup case (as if!) for a mere fraction of it’s original $350 price tag! Thanks to… Read more →
Category: The Trivial
::bangs head on wall::
I’m clogged up today (nasally speaking,) and when you combine that with the most insane case of preggo cankles you’ve ever seen, and my inability to accept that maybe the extra *** lbs of baby hanging off the front of me would dictate that I shouldn’t have danced like there’d be no tomorrow at my cousin’s wedding a few nights… Read more →
Twenty Seven Tresses
It’s been fifteen years since I had my first taste of the dye bottle – and I remember, even at thirteen years old knowing that I’d never be able to give it up. I haven’t touched the stuff since my positive pregnancy test, and if I have to look at my same boring faded out brown hair color in the… Read more →
*sigh* An open letter to Miss California.
Carrie Prejean, please shut up. I restrained myself when I read the hilarious news that the Miss California organization had paid for your breast implants so you’d “perform better on the national stage.” (You embarass me more than the Governator.) Then you used your time on the Miss USA pageant to speak out against same sex marriage. (Congratulations on getting… Read more →
Leave Jon and Kate Alone!
Leave them alone!!! If I was a semi-androgynous teenager, I might crawl under my covers and record a video on their behalf, but I’m not, so instead, you get this blog entry. Sure, Jon and Kate Gosselin have capitalized on their 8 children and have gone from a struggling family living in too-tight quarters to a family of psuedo-celebs in… Read more →
Happy Cinco De Mayo
I won’t be enjoying a margarita tonight (and I think I’m gonna skip the chips too, seeing as I’m still a little skeeved out by the fact that I mindlessly munched on communal public chips and Salsa on Saturday Night…and to think I thought it was silly that the president was reminding people to wash their hands…) Anyway…I won’t be… Read more →
The case for Law School.
Spending a day on the NYU campus brought back plenty of memories of the good ‘ol days, when my NYU Card was the only currency I needed to worry about, I had a view of the World Trade Center from my twelth floor window on Washington Square Park, and making movies was a given, not a goal. While NYU did… Read more →
Reason Enough to Fly Virgin America for the rest of my life.
And not just because you feel like you’re on the soul plane. Sure, the air went out at a certain point in the flight, and they charge you 10$ for a snack, but the ticket prices can’t be beat, and by george, they have real TV on the back of every seat. Yeah, I know Jet Blue does this too,… Read more →
Kara Dioguardi: Also a Total Douche Nozzle
There’s a new most hate-worthy person on American Idol, and it’s not one of the contestants. It’s this bitch. Kara Dioguardi – to put it kindly, You Suck. I knew I kind of didn’t like her when she tried to go head to head with Bikini Girl during the audition process…girlfriend, you’re a judge, and she’s an idiot in a… Read more →
Why SkyMall is Awesome
They sell things like this: If you’ve ever thought “you know what would be really convenient?” (and named some random who-would-need-that invention) chances are you’ll find it in Skymall. For as long as I can remember I’ve been an advocate of the in-flight catalog, so much so that Lindsey once commented after a weekend of house sitting that our place… Read more →