I was laying in bed with Delilah when it happened. I had to barf. I’d eaten an early and ill-advised dinner and it was coming back to haunt me. I sat up, then doubled over, feeling the cold sweat creep over me, unable to ignore the fact that yes, yes I was about to be violently ill. That’s when I felt… Read more →
Category: The Trivial
The Life And Death of Butt Pumpkin
He didn’t start out that way…rotten and deflated on the front stoop… Butt Pumpkin began his professional life as a hefty but lopsided reject propped up against a hay stack in a Sherman Oaks pumpkin patch. Less than half the price of the similarly sized pumpkins, I was initially drawn to him for his large, smooth carving surface, but when… Read more →
Time Time Time, See What’s Become Of Me?
Man, I HATE it when a whole week goes by without my even noticing. (Translation: Without my posting to my blog. Where does the time go?) We had a fourth Birthday party, a visit from our cousins, and I spent a few days in Palm Springs getting my priorities in order (there are a lot of them). Focus is hard.… Read more →
Cool or Crazy? My Metallic Gold Nails
Being obsessed with pretend gold (and real gold) for quite some time now, the fact that I am on an endless quest for ever-shinier gold nail polish should not surprise you. Well I’ve found it. Read more →
Sometimes Life Can Be Disappointing
I saw these online this week and promptly made a mental note to buy them for Scott for our six year wedding anniversary later this month. Because, awesome, right? (Don’t worry, he totally doesn’t read my blog.) I mean, it wasn’t super clear from the picture whether or not adults would fit in to those things but I figured why… Read more →
The Weight Of Hair On Great Minds
For more thoughts on great hair from great minds, see my collection, HERE. Read more →
Camouflage
This leaf bug took up residence on our back slider all weekend long, and I couldn’t stop geeking out staring at him, watching him (or her) breathe, and hoping that the three inch monster didn’t decide to launch into flight while I was nose to nose with him checking out his sticky little feet. When Delilah woke up the first… Read more →
Agrociting Times Call For…I Have No Idea
ag·gro·citing adjective 1. A word I just made up which refers to something that incites agro and/or excited feelings that are so closely related one can not effectively discern between the two. 2. From Star Wars; Agrocite: “a rare ore that had the capability of acting as a powerful fuel and could also greatly enhance the effectiveness of beam items.… Read more →
Lash Dip 101: Look Out Lash Extensions…
Check out the whole process from start to finish on Babble Beauty. Other stuff to read over there from me? Moisturizes to Maximize Your Summer Glow (My Dry Skin Bible) Perfect Coconut Milk: I Could Huff This Stuff All Day Read more →
Car Talk With My Husband
Recently, Scott’s been having some trouble with his Jeep. (It’s worth noting here that when a car guy says they’re having car trouble, it can be hard to discern if it’s a bad transmission or if he just means he need some “me time”.) At any rate, it appears that this time the car trouble is legit because yesterday he… Read more →