I Think Our Parents Might Need Our Help.

As you may know – four days a week my Mom, aka Grandma Margie, is here hanging with Dee and me so I can get work done. And, well…yesterday Grandma was feeling quite badly for having sent a few of her nearest and dearest “free movie tickets” via HomeRun.com (which, for what it’s worth, isn’t a scam or anything…it just is what it is – a new deal site attempting to collect email addresses in exchange for free movie tickets) and that one of her girlfriends, in turn, had accidentally invited her entire address book, both business and personal, to join her at the movies and was less than psyched about the occurrence.

So there I was, trying to explain to my poor guilt-ridden mother, how it was exactly that her friend had come to forward the invite to her entire email address book without realizing it, and that NO, despite her friend being embarrassed, it was NOT a worm or a virus my Mom had sent that was responsible, it was simple, common, totally understandable, user error.

Because the sneaksters behind the internet design things for you to opt OUT instead of IN, it occurred to me while trying to quell my Mom’s concerns that chances are most recreational internet users, especially those who were well into adulthood by the time Prodigy and AOL brought the world wide web to the masses, are constantly falling victim to things that we GenX/Millenials (if you follow me on twitter you know I have no idea where I belong, but that’s another post in and of itself) take completely for granted in our daily internet travels.

And then yesterday evening my Dad called me, my Mom having relayed to him some of the information I’d shared with her earlier in the day, genuinely asking if I could find some time this weekend to sit down with them and basically, give them a little crash course on the pitfalls of the internet. Which of course I was happy to do. But then when I woke up butt crack early this morning and started to write some thoughts down? It occurred to me that if my parents need this guidance, chances are there are other baby boomers out there who could benefit too, no? So what started as an email to my Mom and Dad became this pamphlet that I thought maybe you guys might want to print out and snail mail to your internet un-savvy parents as well. (I kid, I kid.) Sure, your parents will probably think I’m a dick if they actually read my little document, but at least they won’t invite their entire office to join them on FourSquare, right?

Click HERE to download.

Did I miss anything important? Anything else our parents need to know so they don’t get eaten alive online?

Feed Me Seymour

  15 comments for “I Think Our Parents Might Need Our Help.

  1. March 12, 2011 at 12:54 pm


  2. March 12, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Love this.

  3. March 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    This is brilliant. I’ve made good use of screenshots to help explain a few things, but this is info that’s good for parents, grandparents, and friends who send you way too many things that should be checked on snopes first (it’s not entirely about ageism here).

    • Morgan
      March 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      OMG, I swear, I’m not ageist, I just think it’s funny to be snarky and dick-ish to my own parents. But you know them, so you understand that dynamic. ;)

  4. Jen
    March 12, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    My Dad has been on Facebook for a while. While I think it can be annoying, my friends think it is great he is on Facebook. He is finding lots of old friends.

    • Morgan
      March 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      I’m all for everyone being on facebook. Just know how to use it first so you’re protecting your privacy, y’know?

  5. March 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    This is Great! I can show you how to get your winning screenplays in the hands of the top 100 SEOs of the major studios in Hollywood. All we ask of you is that you log into our Social Security Webinar this coming April 1st! In addition, if you send me just $14.95 in 3 easy payments of $14.95 each and email me credit card number now I will include my 249 secrets to FREE access to the entire internet!

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  6. March 12, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Haha! I’m sending this to my dad! He is forever saying things like: the screen just disappear! And I have to explain that if you open a new window, the old one is behind it.

  7. March 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    <3 this! Great post.

  8. Bambi
    March 15, 2011 at 7:42 am

    Hilarious! This is perfect. My parents are clueless. Example – My mom’s dog ate something so she calls me and asks me what to do. I say google it! She types in http://www.whattodowhendogeatspanties.com!! Hahaha

    • Morgan
      March 15, 2011 at 10:27 am

      hahahaha – when your dog eats panties, I’m pretty sure you’re just waiting for lacey poop.

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