Author: Morgan

When You Wish Upon A Star…

{“Smile for the Camera” print via Society6. Also you will laugh at this pin from baby rabies.} My Mother in Law has a Mickey Mouse collection that rivals the Magic Kingdom’s. And I’ve always been a sucker for a protagonist with undeniable psychosis. (I’ve sent many a tweet about Ariel the Hoarder, Belle’s Stockholm Syndrome, Peter Pan’s Arrested Development, and… Read more →

New Year, Same Me. Crap.

You see why I had to stop calling this series PURGEDAY THURSDAY?  Even though it’s totally catchier than “Cut Your Crap” I am nowhere near together enough to keep something like this to the same day of the week.  Plus, I have deadlines in my real jobs, so there’s no way in hell I’m adding the bonus stress of imposing… Read more →

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Potty.

So, uh…Potty training sucks, huh? I was sitting here recently panicking about why my child wasn’t miraculously out of diapers when I realized…maybe just purchasing a training potty wasn’t enough? Dammit. So I got to work. Luckily, in the wake of Christmas, learning that pretty much everyone I spoke to bribed their children with chocolate to get them to use… Read more →

Unresolved.

1.  Wear lipstick every day so I show up in mirrors and photographs.   Broken. 2.  Shower every day. For obvious reasons.  Shattered. 3.  Get dressed daily.  Obliterated. But I’m not giving up.  I mean, where’s the rule that says you only get one shot at keeping a resolution?  Is there one? {Okay, I’m totally not usually one for these lolcat… Read more →